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Under the awards section, the listing says, “Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998.”

brooklynmutt:

“The best New York Times typo [mistake] EVER.” - @BorowitzReport

brooklynmutt:

“The best New York Times typo [mistake] EVER.” - @BorowitzReport

felldowntherabbithole:

You do, you do. 

felldowntherabbithole:

You do, you do. 

Fresh farmer’s market lunch = heaven. (cheddar and cukes on rye)

Fresh farmer’s market lunch = heaven. (cheddar and cukes on rye)

Just a lamb saying “yeah.” Thanks dooce.

think-progress:

There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?
Read the article here. 

think-progress:

There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?

Read the article here

fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.

fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.

We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world. She can’t cut my hair but that’s her hair. She has got to have command of her body. So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers. She is used to making those decisions herself. We try to keep giving them those decisions until they can hold the full weight of their lives.

(On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)

Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com (via liquidiousfleshbag)

See also: No Forced Kisses for Your Kids

(via librariesandlemonade)

Will Smith, father of the year.

(via apsies)

biorhythmist:

Banksy

Using the same “hide until after closing” their forebears used decades earlier, a group of restorers — a subset of UX called Untergunther — created a secret workshop in the Pantheon, in a room just below the dome, and set forth to fix the clock. For eight months and at the expense of $10,000 in member-donated monies (their time, of course, was uncompensated), the group secretly toiled to fix the long-broken clock. They avoided guards without much effort; the floor they set up shop in was rarely frequented, even by security. They were even able to grow a small vegetable garden on the terrace outside their makeshift workshop.